caption contest!

tom and more pork rinds
tom and a bunch of pork rinds

leave your caption for this photo in the comments section, and you might win a prize. i don't know how it will be judged, i don't even know what you'll win, but try your luck anyway :)

anthony, our intrepid man that cooks, will now be the man that judges and will pick a winner after the weekend. bribe him well.

we have a weener!

here's your judge, anthony:

As someone once said, humour is a funny thing and one man's floor is a another man's lady from Ealing, and with no further adieu

For going in early, hard, short, and drolly - I award it to Pieman for

"I see the hair transplant went well"

Thank you all, I'll be here all week and don't forget to try the shrimp.

just remember, anthony picked 'im, you can harass him here.

thanks to all that participated, there were some great answers amongst y'all!


I see the hair transplant went well.

What do you call a bear with a penis on its head?

Genital Ben.


You should see what he can balance with other parts of his body.

There is a reason why I'm smiling, and it aint pretty

I see you. I smell you. I just can't ears 'rind 'ere.

Tom had been reassured that the high-tech moisture packs would bring back life and lustre into his foils.

Dumbo, eat your heart out!

"Fully aware that Cocker spaniels have a tendency towards glaucoma, night blindness, and other eye diseases, Tom took the pro-active route by getting glasses at an early age."

"Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?" - JarJar Binks

I'm not only the chicharron-as-hair Club President, I'm also a client!

"two rinds can't be wrong"

The part of Princess Leia could not be played by just any actress. The nuns at Royal Balut Charm School therefore had their work cut out for them.

Makeover Specialist: You need a super wax!

the legendary ear hemorrhoids man... yeah right... increase hits through my pic! :)

tom, i think those are people fleeing in the other direction....

Yes! I see you smile at me! I am Handsome Yes? No, all the other men are jealous, because they do not have the Chicharron hair. Yes envy me, because even if I do not go home with a lovely, I can go home and eat Chicharron and beer. No, not everyone is lucky and handsome as me!


I think this is too fun. ;> I have added you to my blog list!

hi milgwimper!

:D ha, i hope tom likes your caption.

i've added you to my list, too!

Oh my goodness! Kuya Tom!!! Hehehe!

Elect Tom to the Pork Rind Parliament!

You like me! You REALLY like me!

Lord of the Rinds, skin side up!

Blimey. I rule. That Anthony guy is a spam slice short of a quality Guam sarnie inn he?


Thank you so very much for adding me to your list. I feel quite honored.

maybe that's why anthony hates spam so. it's like seeing a slice of his flesh on a platter.

hey milgwimper--any time :) if you know of anyone else who should be added to the list, let me know.