yoshimi vs the iron chef

so the last post got me thinking: if there was a coffee battle with you vs the iron chef, what would you prepare? which iron chef would you choose to battle?

(...was there a coffee battle?)

anyway, from the top of my head: a really good espresso, neat; pork loin with a red eye gravy, on white polenta (shishi alternative to grits); grilled sea bass with a coffee-soy glaze and macadamia crust; a coffee glazed doughnut with a cuppa. i would battle iron chef italian even though i'd bet he knows more recipes involving coffee than all the other iron chefs combined. but he looks like eddie munster so i'm not that intimidated by him. much.