click the button and see!
i have to admit, i've been a little green banana-y envious of how others are found on google, especially if you hit the "i'm feeling lucky" button and they top the list. pim used to have the best with "pim is a pig" but tragically is usurped by spiceblog with the exact same phrase. noodlepie had it for a minute with "wonderful photos", but sadly, that no longer is the case. he still does have wonderful photos, though. anyway, tonight i found the phrase that takes you straight to me: "asian death rituals".
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have you found your "i'm feeling lucky" phrase yet?
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pieman is excessively proud to announce that pizza piss maid is the path to noodle google enlightenment, and
i've just discovered that reid is pineapple man works for spiceblog as well. hm.
vivilicious's lucky google phrase is the fantastic kimchi mania whilst exotica blog's jonny is definitely a kimchi librarian.
did you know that if pierre herme tastes like pumpkin, you'd end up at a la cuisine! but if pierre herme tastes like squash you'd be at il forno? who knew? i'll bet monsieur herme didn't.
Hi Santos,
ReplyDeleteHow funny is that? I don't know what it would take to find me....never tried to look.
hi reid! i don't know what the oddest phrase would be to find you but i know if you type in the phrase "broken glass jello" it will land on onokinegrindz :-)
ReplyDelete'Pizza piss maid' was one I remember cropping up in my keyword analysis statistics thing. I hope they weren't too disappointed... Ha I just checked and it still does. Yay. Beat that Guambat!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, butt hat has made me immensely proud of my little blog. Go noodlepie. Love to all you pizza piss maids out there.
[furiously working on one of the green bananas patented asian death rituals®] ho-hooo, patron of pizza piss maids! better get your butt hat on!
ReplyDeleteIt's never off. Never know when I might run into one of those icy pizza piss maidens. I hear they go for that kinda kinky butt stuff. With pepperoni of course.
ReplyDeleteoh, that goes without saying.
ReplyDeleteI've really got to lay off drinking gin and calling people names.
ReplyDeleteoh, that goes without saying.
ReplyDeleteOMG you guys just had me laughing hysterically!! You are so funny!
ReplyDeleteYou guys! You made me snort with laughter (yes I have witnesses!). My magic phrase is "kimchi mania", http://www.google.fr/search?q=kimchi+mania&hl=fr.
ReplyDeleteThanks Santos for prompting me to find out!
santos is a jellied eel
ReplyDeletehi zarah! did you know you are a weird squillionaire?
ReplyDeletevivilicious! that is too, too, awesome. jonny angel may give you a run for your money on that one one day.
anthony--on rice!
ooh, hi jonny, you've come in under the radar. icelandic pancakes on the menu :-)
ReplyDeletedid you know you are an icelandic librarian who likes kimchi?
Heheh!! Santos,
ReplyDeleteyou set me thinking too.. :)
Hi Santos,
ReplyDeletePineapple man? Working for spiceblog?
Anthony...I haven't been paid since I started. I'm coming to Perth to collect my paycheck!!! =P
yeah, worker rights and all that.
ReplyDeleteO.K., my latest (just this am) is "my husbands wants to drink my milk". I'll just let that one sink in, shall I? ;-)
ReplyDeleteMoira
Wasn't it 60% of spiceblog profits or something?
ReplyDelete"vietnamese bitches"
ReplyDeleteThat'll be noodlepie again.
oh, moira. gives a whole new meaning to "who wants seconds", doesn't it....
ReplyDeletenth, my auntie is a labour union organizer, i'll see what she says.
pieman, exactly what kind of noodles and pies are you dealing with?!
"tattooed bitches"
ReplyDeleteClose, I come up third. Do I win some kinda prize for food blog with the freakiest search keywords nutjobs hitting my site. I think I do.
hm, maaaybeee. but lactating polygamists are kinda rare....
ReplyDeleteI doesn't work with "I'm feeling lucky", but I know that one poor sod stumbled onto my blog after entering "stuffed African babes" into Google...!
ReplyDelete(laughing) little did he realize it was with sage-infused artisanal bread and oysters!
ReplyDeletento
ReplyDeleteYour Auntie is righteous (doesn't include merchandising or book deals).
Still can't find anything myself, it's like a million monkeys over here.
Oh, God- it's actually gotten worse:
ReplyDelete'statistics of fisher price cheese sandwich slices'
What the?
Moira
so does that validate that most cheese sandwiches are made of plastic cheese? ;-) just what are you doing over there, i wonder....
ReplyDeleteLOL! No I didn't know that Santos - thanks for letting me know! But I had one person finding me typing "cooking guinea pigs" - NOOOOOOO!!!!
ReplyDeletehello my weirdest squillionaire, did those guinea pigs taste good?
ReplyDeleteMy current favorite is "you are the promised kiss of springtime". Jerome Kern and Oscar Hammerstein, eat your hearts out.
ReplyDeletedamn. to quote paris hilton, "that's hot."
ReplyDeletePoor MFK. If I were she, I would haunt you like the undead, Moi.
ReplyDeleteOkay, this is becoming an obsession. Today's passwords are:
noxious Trix yogurt
Sticky and Sweeeeeeeet!
Yuppie F*cko Organic Gringo
i just got crazy los angeles asian women!!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, is there a way of turning this into a meme? Or another monthly food-blogging event? It's too much fun to stop...
ReplyDeletejulie, if you can figure out how to turn this into a meme, i welcome you to it :-)
ReplyDeleteGoogle it and weep, Moira. Just make sure you spell f*cko correctly.
ReplyDeleteFYI -- if you ever want to get to this post in a hurry, just google "lactating polygamists" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"...
ReplyDeleteit seems almost a shame that it doesn't take you straight to moira....
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